Communication is a funny thing...although at times nothing to laugh about......
This first thing I have to say is what really sparked this blog today...........I have told everyone in my life that I will not be able to communicate with my husband in ANY WAY for the next XX days(leave me alone OPSPEC freaks!).
What part of ANY WAY did you not understand?!? I am so tired of people asking my if Rick has called me? Ummmm...let's go over this again...he is on a submarine and there are no telephones that will carry any type of signal when you are XX miles (get back freaks) under water. No he did not call me for Mother's Day so stop looking at me like I have a disease when you ask me that question....I have decided to break it down into Dr Suessness so maybe some of you will understand.....
He cannot call me
He will not call me
He shall not call me
He cannot, will not, shall not call me Sam I Am.
He cannot call me from the ocean
He cannot call me from the sea
He cannot call me!
DO YOU SEE ?
He wants to call me
He probably needs to call me
He would give one of his kidney's to call me
HE CANNOT CALL ME
DO YOU SEE!!!
So get this straight
Get it good
He CANNOT, WILL NOT, SHALL NOT....call me!
Read it.....embrace it...try living it!!!!!!
Ok...let's move on.....
Don't you hate communicating with someone who is not listening? And you know in your heart of hearts the topic will come up again and they will act like it is the first time they are hearing of it. I am not sure if the people who do this are stupid, smoked too much pot, weed...or whatever you call it that it destroyed their memory cells, or just don't give a damn (ooopps! out loud voice) about what you are saying!
Good Lord, how can you look at me..appear to be listening...yet still not HEAR me....at least when I ignore someone I pay attention enough to get the jist of what they are saying...enough that I can regurgitate it later if needed!
How about those that just choose to not hear you......(You)You are not good for me I can't be your friend....(Them)OK, well do you want to go to dinner and the movies next Saturday? (YOU)HEEELLLLOOOOOOO. Did you just hear me? (Blank Stare....Them) So which movie did you want to see again? UGGGGHHHHHH!!!
I cannot, shall not will not....go into communicating with children under the age of 18 today.....that is too much Suessness for this chick!